Herman by Jim Unger for April 01, 2013

Sure, I’ve got some Monopoly money on me somewhere.

Inflation suck’s

Reminds me of a young women asking me for 10.00 dollars,she said she had 30.00 and needed 40.00 for insulin,she was from Seattle and lost her purse-I said In Canada it costs nothing if you’re in need of a life saving medication,I said follow me ,there is a clinic 2 blocks away,she walked away-scamer.

@Odd Dog

Yeah inflation sure does suck……and it certainly doesn’t need any apostrophe……

Why yes, I have lots of leftover twentys from my paycheck….

Here’s a .25. Keep the change.

Got change for a “hundred”?

No but I can pick up a 7 10 split.

… to pay for this cup of Starbuks coffee…???

Sorry, I can’t spare even twenty cents – I’m retired !

They don’t go as far as they used to!

10-4, i’m right here

Reminds me of the guys ‘n gals at various stop lights here in our town. They’re holding a sign that says “out of work” “kids need food” etc. and they are standing there in a $300 Raider Jacket, $200 Jordan tennys, AND a box of Marlboros sticking out of a pocket !!!!

Like that one huh?

Update to old Henny Youngman joke from 1960’s .

Bum comes up and asks “Hey bud can you spare $2,000for a cup of coffee?”..other guy says “$2,000??coffeesonly a buck !”…Bum says “I want to drink it in Brazil.”

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Was thissupposed to be funny?