Herman by Jim Unger for September 23, 2014

…..between the other two.

Don’t hire him, he wants your job.

You’ve got to admit, he has the confidence of a guy who’s father is the C.E.O.!

At least they’re sandals and not flip-flops, so he’s got that going in his favor.

Applying for a Carona ad.

I had this discussion back in the days of usenet about how to dress for an interview.

One respondent replied, “If you are going to turn me down because of what I am wearing, then you are passing on the world’s greatest programmer.”

I responded, “I don’t need the world’s greatest programmer, I need the world’s greatest employee.” If you are not willing to play the game at the interview, how can I expect you to play the game in real life?

Is that Jameis WInston?

Hey, stinky feet. Don’t call us. We’ll call you. But, we lost your phone number.