Herman by Jim Unger for July 02, 2016

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 8 years ago

    “Son, I believe in tipping, but if you have two waitresses fighting over you, you’re overdoing it.”.“I have never been here before.”.“You mean they’re just fighting over you? Okay, not your fault. Not my fault. Your mother’s fault. You didn’t get attractiveness from me.”

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    erin.adamic Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Should have saved the extra money for a taxi.

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    Jeff0811  over 8 years ago

    I once tipped more than 30% at a local chain restaurant, and it needed a manual override to go through. Anything more than 30% the register will error out, they are afraid their employees will draft fraudulent charges on a person’s card.

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