Herman by Jim Unger for February 17, 2017

Turn it right side up, idiot!

Sorry, there doesn’t appear to be an ICD-10 code for that. This comes close:W45.8XXA: Other foreign body or object entering through skin, initial encounter (While this could be anything, think of it as Cupid’s arrow piercing some love-struck person.) (h/t @AmerMedicalAssn)

Better refer him to a specialist.

He doesn’t realize it’s someone else’s x-ray.

If his leg is up there, corrective surgery is required.

Jeesh ! Talk about getting the shaft !

When I had my knee replaced, I drew a big circle with a slash on the opposite knee and the word “NO.”

Say what you want, I’m impressed the actual arrow in the heart doesn’t seem to be creating more discomfort — and death.

Oh, never mind then.

We may have a clue why their malpractice insurance is so high.

That guy can’t be a doctor. Must really work at Sonic.