I attended a 90th birthday party for a friend. Her husband had arranged for a piper to play “Happy Birthday” and other tunes. The pipes aren’t as bad as the jokes make them out to be, But I am skeptical about an instrument you have to inflate before you can play it.
It does sound like pigs squealing before they become pulled pork BBQ. Maybe it is the mustard BBQ sauce that disagrees. Oh, if only I could have Revel’s BBQ once more before hell fire and brimstone turns this Southerner into a slab of ribs, not so tasty as Mr. Pig produces, though.
I may be one of the few people ( other than bagpiper’s ) that likes bagpipe music. I even have a few CD’s of Irish and Scots pipers – gifts from my daughter & grandson.
Imagine – on MSM – “assaulted by the music – teller punches the ol’ bag” – video goes viral on youtube – hundreds protest in the streets – martial law is declared – riots break out across the world – BM (bagpipes matter) groups are formed! – Donald Trump is accused of inventing bagpipes for torturing undocumented immigrant’s children – SJWs are screaming “Noooooooo!” So I ask you – "Do you really want to go there punk? Well, do you?
b.m.razzilla almost 6 years ago
Let him play for six hours straight… I LOVE the pipes…
finkd almost 6 years ago
Don’t be a fool. You can get the death penalty in some places for doing that.
PICTO almost 6 years ago
The teller gets to call the tune…
naplllp almost 6 years ago
Ask if he plays Amazing Grace.
thetraveller4 almost 6 years ago
Talk about assault with a deadly weapon….ouch!
Adiraiju almost 6 years ago
I remember Joel Hodgson’s “Electric Bagpipes” invention. I think he hooked up a leafblower to a set of bagpipes and let’er rip!
DanFlak almost 6 years ago
I attended a 90th birthday party for a friend. Her husband had arranged for a piper to play “Happy Birthday” and other tunes. The pipes aren’t as bad as the jokes make them out to be, But I am skeptical about an instrument you have to inflate before you can play it.
Qiset almost 6 years ago
I got a set for my birthday. I understand that threat!
Dani Rice almost 6 years ago
I think you have to be part Scots to enjoy bagpipes. Hubby and I love them. The Late and Unlamented loathed them.
Iron Pounder almost 6 years ago
I’ve heard the Irish gave the Scott’s the bagpipes a thousand years ago and they still haven’t caught the joke.
J Short almost 6 years ago
Have him play Little Willy; she’ll break down in about 45 seconds.
garcoa almost 6 years ago
The security guard has the right to shoot his gun in that situation.
jessie d. almost 6 years ago
It does sound like pigs squealing before they become pulled pork BBQ. Maybe it is the mustard BBQ sauce that disagrees. Oh, if only I could have Revel’s BBQ once more before hell fire and brimstone turns this Southerner into a slab of ribs, not so tasty as Mr. Pig produces, though.
Linguist almost 6 years ago
I may be one of the few people ( other than bagpiper’s ) that likes bagpipe music. I even have a few CD’s of Irish and Scots pipers – gifts from my daughter & grandson.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN almost 6 years ago
HEY JIM-MAY!
wndflower1 almost 6 years ago
for a real surprise, check out where the bagpipes originated- well know in scotland- but came from a way different part of the world.
rshive almost 6 years ago
His not playing is worth HOW MUCH?
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
O worse, we’ll post on-line that you hate bagpipers!
DCBakerEsq almost 6 years ago
Oh Danny Boy…
KEA almost 6 years ago
Well, now, that’s unnecessary extortion
lagoulou almost 6 years ago
The pipes, the pipes are calling…..
DeborahWilbanks almost 6 years ago
Me too, funny nonetheless
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Imagine – on MSM – “assaulted by the music – teller punches the ol’ bag” – video goes viral on youtube – hundreds protest in the streets – martial law is declared – riots break out across the world – BM (bagpipes matter) groups are formed! – Donald Trump is accused of inventing bagpipes for torturing undocumented immigrant’s children – SJWs are screaming “Noooooooo!” So I ask you – "Do you really want to go there punk? Well, do you?
paranormal almost 6 years ago
That thing could make their ears bleed!
Printer almost 6 years ago
Wouldn’t that be an assault with a deadly weapon?
fstop8 almost 6 years ago
The Royal Scotsman Dragon Guard is one of my favs