Herman by Jim Unger for January 14, 2019

I like to tell children, “When I was your age I was six months younger.”

I think my children think I was never their age.

I used to tell my oldest grandson: " No matter how old you get, I’ll still be a half-a-century older. "

That’s odd, you should have been taller than him when you were young, cause Earth’s gravity was weaker during the Mesozoic Age.

Dream on dude.

…and definitely younger.

No one told you? After you reach maturity: it’s all downhill!

my grown-up kids all tell me I am shrinking – I tell them, I am just ‘settling’ (for not ever going to make 6’4") and their perspectives are warped cause they’re looking down and not up at me like they use to.