Herman by Jim Unger for February 13, 2019

He’s pet-sitting for Herman Munster.

That must be a pretty big dog.

You won’t have to tell me twice.

Could its name be “Big Shirley”? (from Cul De Sac)

Surely when he bathes his dog he takes him to the carwash.

DOG? Looks more like a collar for a T-Rex. :P

One of our food cupboard clients has a Great Dane-Rottweiler mix that could use a collar like that.

We had a golden retriever (a big but not huge dog) who would run down the steps and jump up on the door whenever someone was at the door. The doors would rattle. Also his bark would echo in the hallway.

One day some agents from the IRS came by to ask us if we still had some records from a business we owned. They left a note saying that the dog scared them off.

The dog got steak that night.

Having owned really big dogs, I can appreciate this. I’ve had Great Danes, Borzois, and a couple of Irish Wolfhounds in my life. Definite deterrents to door-to-door salesmen and Jehovah’s Witnesses !

I wouldn’t wait, if I were you….

Does he have a saddle to go with that collar?

If you tie him up, you’ll have to feed him. Let him range freely and he’ll feed himself… starting with this fellow.

Uh, I suddenly realized I have somewhere else to be.

Looks like maybe an interesting walk coming up.

Don’t need the dog, just the collar.

I was in sales – I had that happen to me more than once.