Herman by Jim Unger for September 20, 2019

Is this like when the Dutch bought Manhattan from Native Americans?

Is it legit U.S dollars?

Tell him that for $10,000 he can take it home.

I say go ahead and rent it to him, but make sure you provide a receipt in case there is trouble down the road.

Bada Bing Bada Bang….take the money leave the alien….

Just so they don’t take it anywhere.

rent a moon

Give us a million and you can live on the dark side.

There goes the neighbourhood!

All comments good today

Make sure they’ll clean up after themselves

Thin air BnB

What could possibly go wrong?

Sure – go splurge on some expensive wine this time!

Tell him about that slightly used bridge that he can get for a good price.

" Take The Money and Run "! " Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the money and runGo on, take the money and run " ( Steve Miller Band – 1976 )

Go ahead. You don’t even have to clean up after yourself afterwards. Our scientists will do that.

By the way, you don’t happen to have a copy of your encyclopedias do you? $100 discount…

Okay; but don’t leave a mess, or you’ll have the EPA to deal with.

Don’t do it. What if they start messing with our tides?

If you need a place, Greenland’s available, at least someone thinks so.

Have at it! It’s not booked for the next few years.

Just for long enough to set up his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator…

Prelude to Seveneves.