Herman by Jim Unger for August 04, 2020

Can you walk like Groucho Marx?

Step aside , Antonio Canova .

Just one tap too many

All is not lost. Turn it upside down, glue the piece perpendicularly to the top and that can be his nose.

It’s a bust.

I’ve wondered how close “David” came to being “Darlene.”

5 minutes later:Dang! Okay, can you stand on your knees?

He’s just like the marble statue – not what he’s cracked up to be!

That’s what happens when you have a chef try sculpting.

Sculpting is easy. Just chip away the pieces that aren’t art.

Cheap marble.

Michelangelo he ain’t.

It’s gonna turn out to be a head job.