Guy goes to his doctor with a black eye, bruised face and covered in cuts and scratches.
Doc asks “What happened to you?”
Guy says “I can’t tell you, you’ll think I’m a lunatic”
Doc says “Trust me, I’ll believe whatever you say”
Guy says “ok Doc, I answered a knock on my door, and there was a 6 foot tall cockroach that immediately started bashing me and left me this way, please don’t think I’m nuts”
Doc says " Oh I believe you, apparently there’s a nasty bug going around"
Guy goes to his doctor with a black eye, bruised face and covered in cuts and scratches.
Doc asks “What happened to you?”
Guy says “I can’t tell you, you’ll think I’m a lunatic”
Doc says “Trust me, I’ll believe whatever you say”
Guy says “ok Doc, I answered a knock on my door, and there was a 6 foot tall cockroach that immediately started bashing me and left me this way, please don’t think I’m nuts”
Doc says " Oh I believe you, apparently there’s a nasty bug going around"