Guy goes to his doctor with a black eye, bruised face and covered in cuts and scratches.
Doc asks “What happened to you?”
Guy says “I can’t tell you, you’ll think I’m a lunatic”
Doc says “Trust me, I’ll believe whatever you say”
Guy says “ok Doc, I answered a knock on my door, and there was a 6 foot tall cockroach that immediately started bashing me and left me this way, please don’t think I’m nuts”
Doc says " Oh I believe you, apparently there’s a nasty bug going around"
franksmin about 4 years ago
Guy goes to his doctor with a black eye, bruised face and covered in cuts and scratches.
Doc asks “What happened to you?”
Guy says “I can’t tell you, you’ll think I’m a lunatic”
Doc says “Trust me, I’ll believe whatever you say”
Guy says “ok Doc, I answered a knock on my door, and there was a 6 foot tall cockroach that immediately started bashing me and left me this way, please don’t think I’m nuts”
Doc says " Oh I believe you, apparently there’s a nasty bug going around"
J Short about 4 years ago
You better get the extra large electric tennis racquet.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Did I tell you about the…..Oy
sandpiper about 4 years ago
Maybe a nine iron??
Linguist about 4 years ago
It’s the new can of BUG (salesman)-B-GONE!
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
“Is your refrigerator running?”
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Is that guy buggin’ you?