Herman by Jim Unger for April 23, 2021

GOP hunting expedition maybe?

I could recommend a good ophthalmologist.

“…but we did not shoot the deputy…”

I get like this and I can’t help myself.

One shot looks about right. The other looks like the shooter needs elephant anatomy lessons.

From two feet away…

It happens more often than you think.

Long may you continue to miss your shots.

An elephant trampled to death a suspected poacher…in the recent news…

Isn’t the elephant a protected species?

Good! Better that than the real animal.

Will the real Dumbo please stand up?

Must have been a pretty good decoy.

♫ …Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow!

Not bad shooting though…..

Good shots, nonetheless.

Some of my duck decoys had B-Bs in them.

Better than the real thing!

Here in Wisconsin the DNR wardens set out deer decoys, to catch illegal hunters Those things get shot up pretty good.

Anyone who hunts, much less shoots, an elephant is eligible for the death penalty in MHO.

What did the decoy do to you?

doesn’t matter who is who’s bigger Marley’s was better

Looks like they cut off its tusks anyway.

Good

Hahahaha. I hear ya…

Good – better than shooting an elephant! If you want exciting shooting adventures, shoot each other.