Grandpa wanted his sons to graduate from high school, but he didn’t think they needed any further education, because they were “just going to farm”. He wanted his daughters to get education beyond high school because “they might have to support themselves”.
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
Or win the lottery.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
At least he avoided the old wait until you’re older cliche.
Stocky One over 2 years ago
“Because I’m pregnant.”
dflak over 2 years ago
I remember a friend of mine telling her daughter, “When you grow up, get married and have children – and you will do them in that order …”
Diat60 over 2 years ago
Ah – young love – there’s nothing like it.
petermerck over 2 years ago
There’s the problem. Why does he have to get a job?
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
The bar has definitely fallen pretty low…..
oldlady07 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Grandpa wanted his sons to graduate from high school, but he didn’t think they needed any further education, because they were “just going to farm”. He wanted his daughters to get education beyond high school because “they might have to support themselves”.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
But why should we? You have room in your basement, free wi-fi, and Mom does the laundry!
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Or on the dole?
Lightpainter over 2 years ago
" Why get jobs? We’re just gonna move in with you."
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
But I have my paper route.