Herman by Jim Unger for May 04, 2023

It looks like Harry Potter messed up during his transfiguration class.

Whatever that is supposed to be, it won’t fit in any dishwasher.

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There was no harm done to the dishwasher.

See if the brochure says it’s not.

Could be a tea server, could be a purse, could be a dog.

I think it’s a Thneed. I didn’t think anyone had anymore of those after the Oncler stopped making them.

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He’s trying to return a tea pot that melted in the dw, but he’s being stalled.

Yup, it says so right on the bottom. Plus it’s an antique!

It’s a piece of crockery that came uncrocked. Isn’t that a crock?

There was news item on CBC about a fire department very keen and reducing cancer risks. The had a modified dishwasher that they used to clean breathing apparatus masks. Our local FD throws them on a shelf in the truck and if they do actually put them on they are so dirty you can’t see through them.

You do NOT want to know what the original purpose of this piece was…

Yeah, if you’re the dishwasher.

Looks like a sit-down urinal…