Herman by Jim Unger for May 21, 2023

Like so many today, he will do almost anything for a pay check…well, except work.

- Hmmm…here! No reading, no responsibility, no reasonability, no rules…

- Sounds OK. What’s it?

- Politician

Is Herman Andy Capp’s cousin?

Sounds like “Vice President in Charge of Looking Out the Window.” (Anyone recall Chicago weatherman, P.J. Hoff and his cartoons?)

He blew 3 of 4. Get him a job as mattress tester.

Is that Andy Capp?

“I prefer someone looking over my shoulder and cracking the whip constantly.”

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“Work without supervision” – so you want me to do my job and my manager’s job too? Do I get management level pay?

Enough of this idle chitchat!!

He knows his limitations.

At least he’s honest aboot his qualities…

“It ain’t me, babe…”

But I demand $20 per hour minimum.

He’s been looking to fill that job for a long time.