Herman by Jim Unger for June 13, 2023

Sorry we’re firemen. Not lawn maintenance guys.

… since you’re already here.

If the lawn is burning…

The water pressure from that nozzle would remove all the grass.

Don’t wanna waste the effort there, fella. A light spray will do.

Not such an emergency after all.

That’s funny!

Watering lawns for blocks around

I once called the fire dept because I smelled something burning. It turned out my German Shepherd puppy had peed on a surge suppressor and shorted it out.

This is no blaze for a firefighter to be.

I can understand wanting to get something for the money.

As soon as you start it on fire they will put it out.

Excellent! One of Unger’s best!