Herman by Jim Unger for January 28, 2025

A jab in the butt with that fork will do him good

I’d be more nervous walking past that building.

“Why buy chicken to barbecue, when you have all these pigeons hanging around? Let me act like St. Francis and see if I can catch you a couple.”

He is now!

“Good bye, Phil. Did you sign the papers?”

I would never be nervous about living 50 floors up. My concern would some of the options of returning to street-level.

Time for a little diplomacy.

He’d better not ask someone to “hold my beer”.

Yes. Haven’t you already had one too many of those drinks?

A good scotch will give you that kind of confidence

Reminiscent of Jenny, Forrest Gump’s girl.

Maybe you should switch to Redbull.

Courage from a bottle.

50 floors up and I would not be on a ledge.