In Security by Bea R. for May 25, 2020

Lovely little teepee wrapped in T. P….

That man must be Prince Charmin.

Figures, they sell something that’s 100% guaranteed to make sales, but they still feel the need to force panic buying.(Also is Knightvillle shut down or not?)

Ahh, so that shortage was all her fault.

Panel#2: Given what she’s saying, Sedine will have to use her hands to wipe her mouth! XD

You know where else gets hit up during times of panic, liquor stores. During a crisis there’s always panic buyers there, guess all the beer CEOs are sitting pretty.

Panel 2 of Sedine on her knees; reminds me of some insurance selling lizard, screaming something about a flat tire….

Big chief T.P. speak with two ply tongue.

You know what I don’t get? Why people didn’t already have some spare emergency toilet paper at home. It’s the most obvious thing to buy in case of emergency.

In India, we prefer to wash. Historically, we used terracotta mugs and buckets – upgraded to plastic as the years went on. The latest is compact handheld shower jets running off a tap. (Some guy in Maryland just rigged one up on his own cistern – though they should ideally use separate taps.)

So this kind of shortage doesn’t concern us as much as it does you. Not yet, anyway.

When I buy toilet paper, I usually buy a lot. I still have yet to go through the supply I had in the house from before this all started. I never understood why there was a run on TP of all things.

Is not asphalt pretty rough on fishnets?

No reporters who look like Sedine in this part of the country.

Yeah, yeah… that’s the ticket.

Good way to get a run in your stockings there on your knees…

I smell a ….,

Use leaves.

Looking good in Panel #2 Sedine.

Buy a bidet instead.

https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium

“We do not endorse this here message, but we do appreciate that there free advertising.”

Careful Sedine, you’ll ruin those hot fishnets.

Well, I guess I’ll have to buy hand cloths now.

Is the TP executive a dyslexic Vulcan?

That’s not a normal positioning of the fingers.