In Security by Bea R. for November 06, 2020

now that’s something even Elle can agree with.

I reiterate, new parents are always riddled with anxieties and paranoias such as these. (Many of which turn out to be valid, and nearly as many invalid.)

This is (theoretically) what grandparents, aunts, uncles, and godparents are here for…

…to straighten those kinds of worries out.

(What can I say? It takes a village to raise a child.)

And before anyone makes any village idiot comments, let me say that some of those reasons that Ellie is panicking are so stupid that on three separate occasions in anthropology and sociology, men from Italy, England and Russia simply removed the impediment and walked out of the house in a huff or racked with laughter, vowing not to return until they met any greater number of fools than their panicking spouses and families.

Oh, they did return. After running into three (four in the Russian’s case) such sillies. (Incidentally, only the Englishman met abuse when he offered solutions.)

And if you want any further explanation, Google “the three sillies folklore” for the trope.

OK, might as well get rid of all of the windows in the house while you’re at it.

She needs to be confined for a 72 hour evaluation.

But Eaton an’ Harrow is a British joke.

ISIRTA.

Elly you need to calm down. If the glass breaks it’ll be because of your screeching.

Holy guacamole!!! Ellie has completely flipped her lid. She may be needing some medications for her postpartum-something.

Ellie better get rid of that TV too, otherwise the ghost from “The Ring” might crawl through it and take Al back with her! Although she’d be less scary than Ellie right now.

A Brown’s fan, come on why bring them in to this at lest there making an effort that’s more then the team’s that are trying for the first pick, it could be worst they could be the cowboy’s!

Give your son some credit Ellie, he might be smart enough to use the broken glass like tools and start cutting at your ankles! XD

Just get a man-cave Hubbs. Put a child safety lock on the room that’s the most far away from the house so everyone is happy. Especially Ellie.

You know what the craziest thing about all this is, the best solution might be to have Hubbs’ mother come down there and talk some sense into Ellie.

The rug rat’s were funny, and all way’s went for it!

So, Ellie has gone insane.

…as a Browns fan I think I finally understand these two and their hijinx better…

It’ll just be Hubbs and little Al and the Duke, anytime.

Extreme nesting.

So Hubbs is fan of a Marvel character?… I didn’t know they had a foot-ball team.

She speaking from personal experience? Wow

(senses madness in this cartoon)

Yea Dawgs!

Once upon a time I had a “early twenties cutie” inform me that we could not date because I wouldn’t change.

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And she was serious about that.

Al is actively chasing bugs, and she’s worried about hypotheticals???

Not knowing the plotline, Hubb’s will make the mistake of renting the movie Baby’s Day Out.

It’s not ‘Manning." It’s “Manthing….”