Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 03, 2014
September 02, 2014
September 04, 2014
Transcript:
Tyr: Listen, Hamhock, you know I'd never let anything happen to you... but I can't be there to protect you all the time. Hamhock: Why not?? You're invulnerable, immortal and unemployed!! What else do you got to do? Tyr: Sometimes I like to pass out from the drink... Hamhock: Well, while you're cogent, flatten that guy. He looked at me funny.
Dear cartoonist: Go look up the meaning of “cogent” and use it three times correctly in complete sentences. It does not mean what you think it means. Until you do this, we must consider you a threat to the education of the youth of the world and to the survival of the English language, unless you provide us with cogent evidence to the contrary.