He should have at least wished that his pitching would win the entire game (minimum). Better would be to wish that his pitching would ALWAYS win the game.
…And then, of course, there are always more greedy wishes like wishing for infinite wishes, infinite wealth & power & attractiveness, etc.
Some of the most miserable, messed up people I know are those that get everything they want. Think: Brittany Spears, Lindsey Lohan, etc.
Following on what Bert said.. I think that while a Britney Spears-type can get anything she *asks for, I’m not sure they end up getting “what they want”. A head-shaving sort of implies that a rich and famous lifestyle is not automatically a happy one.
I’d rather run into the guy with the suitcase from the Twilight Zone episode “What You Need”.
Read a card where an elderly gentleman wished he wasn’t an old man anymore…then he became an old woman…
By the way, about that game…
http://blogs.ajc.com/atlanta-braves-blog/2010/03/02/chavez-struggles-cabrera-shines-in-braves-debuts/
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
There’s a pitcher who can’t broaden his horizon.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
A perfect game would be nice, wouldn’t it?
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fredbuhl over 14 years ago
I think this poor pitcher needs to expand his phrasiology, or he’ll end up in the showers.
AddADadaAdDad over 14 years ago
512 wins?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
a couple billion euros should would be a nice third wish
jtviper7 over 14 years ago
Today is the first day of preseason baseball 10 AM PST. Braves vs Mets… Third wish throw out the first pitch today.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Retire on top of your game. Only once though, BF.
bald over 14 years ago
maybe he should wish to complete a game
jimpow over 14 years ago
I wish all of my wishes would come true.
jimpow over 14 years ago
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
Sorry, jimpow, I don’t get it.
He should have at least wished that his pitching would win the entire game (minimum). Better would be to wish that his pitching would ALWAYS win the game.
…And then, of course, there are always more greedy wishes like wishing for infinite wishes, infinite wealth & power & attractiveness, etc.
Some of the most miserable, messed up people I know are those that get everything they want. Think: Brittany Spears, Lindsey Lohan, etc.
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
Following on what Bert said.. I think that while a Britney Spears-type can get anything she *asks for, I’m not sure they end up getting “what they want”. A head-shaving sort of implies that a rich and famous lifestyle is not automatically a happy one.
I’d rather run into the guy with the suitcase from the Twilight Zone episode “What You Need”.
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
I’m reminded of the guy who, after being given an endless bottle of beer, asked for another one.
I suspect Jimpow’s joke involved wishing for a you-know-what that reached the ground.
captainedd over 14 years ago
Read a card where an elderly gentleman wished he wasn’t an old man anymore…then he became an old woman… By the way, about that game… http://blogs.ajc.com/atlanta-braves-blog/2010/03/02/chavez-struggles-cabrera-shines-in-braves-debuts/
Read it and weep (if you’re a Braves fan)
Go Braves!
rgcviper almost 5 years ago
As I read recently online …
Wish for infinite wishes. If that’s against the rules, wish that it wasn’t, and then wish for infinite wishes.