In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 04, 2018

I’m calling NBC to alert them to a rules violation of the water hazard creature – two stroke penalty..

I have heard tails of people posting pictures instead of call 911 in things like car wrecks or fires.

I think he’s entitled to a free drop.

Was Moore’s influence for this comic the GEICO commercial about the kraken on the golf course?

“Call the clubhouse and get the course manager in the phone. Tell him that the maintenance contract on the water hazard has run out. He needs to re-lease the kraken.”

For God’s sake, at least hand the man a wedge.

That is one heck of a water penalty! “Release the Kraken!”

Kinda like that teacher who rather than stop the fight, recorded it and posted it on YouTube. It’s a sick sick world we are becoming with the misuse of technology.

I was at some active shooter training the other day and the training officer said this phenomenon is not uncommon.

Didn’t know Bela Lagosi played golf…..

Sh-h-h! Quietly invite Trump to play at this course. See if he likes being groped!

I’m thinking the guy in the water hazard would prefer you call 911.

Now that’s a real water hazard!