In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 13, 2020

♪♫ “Safelite repair, Safelite replace…” ♪♫

You can’t handle the tooth.

If the tooth be told…

It’s the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

That is why hockey players were mouth guards.

That’s not how hockey players lose teeth. That’s a soft love tap compared to a high speed puck (note, this is first hand experience).

Hockey before face masks and helmets was brutal. Even the goalies didn’t wear face/head protection.

Went to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out

Ooh. Everything and everybody’s being ejected tonight.

“Would cut clean through a flank steak.” That’s rather specific.