In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 30, 2021

“They’ve got spirit. Yes they do. They’ve got spirit. How ’bout you?”

I heard a paramedic comment that for their training to get the right rhythm for CPR they could think of either “Stayin Alive” by the Bee Gees or “Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen. Depending on whether they thought the person was going to make it or not.

2,4,6,8 he can see the pearly gates

2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits a buck.All for {team name}Need a word that rhymes with buck

“Teamwork. Teamwork. That’s what counts.”

At least it’s “did” rather than “do.”

Oh thank you Ben! I’m still laughing!!

Hit ’’em in the left knee, Hit ’em in the right knee, Hit ’em in the ……chest!

Could you save the celebration for the revival.