In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 05, 2022

Something important just came up. I’m needed so i’ll play on another day.

He’s got a mean slice.

“You’re good. I didn’t come here to take you … away from the game.”

Does that count as one of the 14 clubs?

If the course is near the Dead Sea, then Mark Twain would say he’s taking a spoiled Dead Sea stroll.

F. O. R. E.

Feet, shoulder width apart; pull back slowly into a tight, but comfortable back swing; then let ’er R.I.P.

Too many clubs in the bag. Forfeit

He is holding that club incorrectly.

Not too many golfers will be asking to “play through”!

Is he playing with a Targaryen?

But he still keeps the scythe handy in case he hits the ball into the weeds

If his ball gets lost does he get a dead drop? :)