In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for May 03, 2023

If he doesn’t let out some of that wind he’s gonna pop like a balloon.

https://notalwaysright.com/impressing-one-boss-by-sticking-it-to-another/289026/

Is there anything in the rules about inhaling Helium?

Just wait until he loses them both at the same time.

LOOKS MORE LIKE HE HAS GAS. THIS TOO SHALL PASS!

Marjorie Dursley runs a race.

Chinese spy balloon!!!

All he needs is one muscle to relax and he will win with ease.

I never seem to get the second one let alone a third!

And that is why I take out the b**t p**g the morning after drinking cheap draft beer.

They better give this guy a drug test ‘cause he’s definitely high on something.

What in the world are those growths on the neck of the speaker? It looks as if his ears are attached to his neck instead of his head.

What a big wind bag.