He also seems to have a case of Jiminy Rickets…
Does it really have to be career ending? Maybe he could grow himself a replacement by lying – Geppetto could use it for a nose “tissue” transplant on/for Pinocchio’s lower leg and foot.
He could always sell his new growth of noses for pointer sticks.
He’s fixable.
Wooden you know it? They’ll need to bring in a second string player to replace him.
Fortunately for him, he’s not a real boy, so Geppetto can just carve him a new leg.
‘Wooden’ want to be him!
I keep wondering if anybody ever read the entire story. Pinocchio becomes a real boy at the end.
Slap some duct tape around it and play on!
He’s nominated for the John Wooden award this season.
Don’t let a little insect infestation keep him fulfilling his dream.
He can forget about driving to his left…..!
They’re just pulling his leg
comixbomix 11 months ago
He also seems to have a case of Jiminy Rickets…
Doug K 11 months ago
Does it really have to be career ending? Maybe he could grow himself a replacement by lying – Geppetto could use it for a nose “tissue” transplant on/for Pinocchio’s lower leg and foot.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
He could always sell his new growth of noses for pointer sticks.
Spence12 Premium Member 11 months ago
He’s fixable.
P51Strega 11 months ago
Wooden you know it? They’ll need to bring in a second string player to replace him.
jonescientific 11 months ago
Fortunately for him, he’s not a real boy, so Geppetto can just carve him a new leg.
tee929 11 months ago
‘Wooden’ want to be him!
Alicia1955 11 months ago
I keep wondering if anybody ever read the entire story. Pinocchio becomes a real boy at the end.
amxchester 11 months ago
Slap some duct tape around it and play on!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
He’s nominated for the John Wooden award this season.
cuzinron47 11 months ago
Don’t let a little insect infestation keep him fulfilling his dream.
yimhere 11 months ago
He can forget about driving to his left…..!
geese28 11 months ago
They’re just pulling his leg