In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 05, 2024

Maybe holy water would sell better.

Easy to make. All you have to do is put a bunch of water in a pan and boil the hell out it.

Must be a long line.

Those really do look like toilet paper roll cover ups.

That must really be Heaven, cheap water, unlike the gouging that goes on at sports stadiums.

Once you get past the water gate, the best beer tents appears and you find out that you were lied to in certain polka lyrics.

But I could not bring my money with me

There’s a gift shop just around the corner.

Anything for the Almighty dollar.

It would sell better by the downslide.

Aren’t the selling to the wrong group of people?? I bet it would sell better downstairs!

Is it just me, or do they all have two thumbs on their right hands?

What? No peanut vendors?

I don’t understand the punchline.

You’d make more money selling it outside of the other place‘s gates…

Where are the pearls? I was promised that the gates would have pearls! Can I get my money back?