JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 09, 2011
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Marcus got an interception! But he's so slow, the quarterback is gonna catch up to him. He's carrying the Quarterback piggyback! Marcus, you've got to improve your speed! why? Your interception shoulda been an easy touch down! I did get the TD. Um-hmmm. The quarterback chased you down and jumped on your back! And I carried him thirty yards into the end zone. Yeah...and how many hits has that gotten on Youtube? 2 or 3 million. Do you really want to be a punch line on Jay Leno? No! Ive already agreed to carry Conan O'Brien from his parking lot!
Phatts about 13 years ago
… just like family, so critical …
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
Go with Coco. Leno doesn’t need to be carried; he’s been coasting for years…
StoicLion1973 about 13 years ago
I assume the Chargers are playing the Eagles, which is why Marcus is in town?
Boise Ed Premium Member about 13 years ago
What timing! I heard pretty much the same thing while listening to the Colts game this afternoon. One guy (A) got the ball and carried a defender (B) on his back about five yards until defensive help came along. The announcer was saying that B ought to put a quarter in A, for the ride.
Pipe Tobacco about 13 years ago
[Year long tally: 28 Nonsensical : 255 Realistic] Thank you Robb for today’s realistic and funny comic!! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++