JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 17, 2013

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    Weird Al: “She Drives Like Crazy”……

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    krys723  over 11 years ago

    We should ALL be mad at you because of your driving if that’s the case

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    cabalonrye  over 11 years ago

    When someone keeps correcting you for using colloquial rather than formal English hand her over a ticket for her driving.

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    Julie Buchter  over 11 years ago

    That would be “He should be ANGRY with you because of your driving.” Mad is a mental state, as in he’s gone mad (crazy, looney). Sorry, I had to…. ;)

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    Phatts  over 11 years ago

    continuing to correct somebody who does not want to improve is a mistake.the other person should help you correct that mistake by busting you in the chops.

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    sbchamp  over 11 years ago

    Tell that to Gibbs

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    sbchamp  over 11 years ago

    Next time, strap ’er to the hood!

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    J Short  over 11 years ago

    Especially when she corrects your grammar while driving crappy.

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    Dani Rice  over 11 years ago

    I SWEAR this woman is related to my mom. Her pet peeve was “like”. (She’d go mad today!) “Like” means to be fond of – end of discussion. It looks as if it’s going to rain. That animal resembles a fox. And on and on. I was almost afraid to open my mouth.

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    Gokie5  over 11 years ago

    The way I learned it, “like” can be used as a preposition (“like this example”), but shouldn’t introduce a subordinate clause (“like I really care”); for that task, one should use a subordinating-conjunction phrase such as “as if” or “as though.”

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    JayBluE  over 11 years ago

    I think that that’s the underlying point in her character… as much as she goes around pointing out "grammatical flaws’, she herself is not above anyone else…she too has vulnerability, and her own set of imperfections….. or limitations, if you will….

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    ORMouseworks  over 11 years ago

    Watch out…Joe can give you a ticket if you are driving unwisely…grammar-obsessed Moms cannot… ;)

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    tegm  over 11 years ago

    hahahahaha!

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    Mijo94  over 7 years ago

    After all this time I thinks its pointless to be mad at her about that now

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