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Why is the doctor putting me on a strict diet?!
because the fork is deadlier than the gun.
The gun has the second amendment protecting it.
My fork doesn't even have a lawyer!
Phatts over 11 years ago
aw, what’s the point of living if you can’t have your double-dip chocolate chip vanilla ice cream with sprinkles?
Darsan54 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yeah, that’s part of the problem.
StoicLion1973 over 11 years ago
And this strip gets political in 3…2….1….go!
unca jim over 11 years ago
No politics today.. Omnius is outta town and gawdknows where ‘TeaParty’ Sarge is these days !!
rekam over 11 years ago
As a chocoholic I wholeheartedly agree!
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
The Walmarts I go to have laid off all the greeters. I kind of miss them -they’d untangle the carts for you.