JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 11, 2021

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    Ryan B Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Yeah, sadly it’s needed.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 3 years ago

    Lather, Scrub, Rinse, Repeat

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    eolan59  almost 3 years ago

    The dummies are the ones who skip the handwashing…and vaccines too

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    cubswin2016  almost 3 years ago

    There is a dummy book for everything these days.

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    Total dummies…as opposed to regular dummies…

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    goboboyd  almost 3 years ago

    Get your fingertips damp. Wipe on pants. (Towel dispenser empty and/or a long line at the roaring air dryer.)

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    beaker1962  almost 3 years ago

    I see this posted all over !! Lol.

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    Ellis97  almost 3 years ago

    It’s for those who think Covid is a scam.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Don’t forget the happy birthday singing part

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    delennwen  almost 3 years ago

    Needs to say “Scrub for 20 seconds”.

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    dnotkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Um, it should start with “wet”. (Nurse here.)

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  almost 3 years ago

    These days we need books for complete and utter morons.

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    bigplayray  almost 3 years ago

    People are stupid. I have seen those “Instructions” in restrooms for real. Also… I have seen signs in employee restrooms at Whole Foods markets instructing people to “Please do not flush gloves or masks”

    WOW!!!
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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 3 years ago

    Dry? Don’t just shake hands vigorously?

    (Mama used to complain when I shook my wet hands toward the sausage frying on the stove. A little painful when hot grease popped out onto me, but fun little explosions.)

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    joannesshadow  almost 3 years ago

    When my nephew was a kid, I would take him out sometimes. Every time he came out of the rest room, I would give him a look. He would always turn around and go back to wash his hands.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 3 years ago

    What we need are ‘’dummy’ books for dummies.

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    DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This makes me realize I’ve been insulted by a lot of signs; they just didn’t happen to say “for total DUMMIES.”

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    DM2860  almost 3 years ago

    Lather, Scrub, Rinse, Dry, turn off water with paper towel.

    The worst part of washing your hands after using the facilities is knowing that the last thing you touched after using them and before washing our hands is the know/lever you used to turn on the water and then you have to touch it after your are done washing. We need more motion activated sinks.

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