This idea of Santa as Big Brother didn’t bother me when I was a kid. But as a supposed-adult I find the idea of Santa constantly watching everyone creepy.
Of course, I’m not crazy. I still want him to bring me presents.
The third panel reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes cartoon where Calvin is listening to “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” and he hears that line and says “Santa Claus: Kindly old elf or CIA spook?”
If the cops had Santa Claus working for them, he’d end up shooting the kids instead of giving them presents. He’d have the best excuse too, he’d just have to say he knew they were bad, because he’s Santa and that’s what he does all day
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 9 months ago
This idea of Santa as Big Brother didn’t bother me when I was a kid. But as a supposed-adult I find the idea of Santa constantly watching everyone creepy.
Of course, I’m not crazy. I still want him to bring me presents.
kbyrdleroy123 9 months ago
Santa is a peeping tom!
crookedwolf Premium Member 9 months ago
Well, Mortimer moved away from him, but still looks happy, so…
jagedlo 9 months ago
The third panel reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes cartoon where Calvin is listening to “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” and he hears that line and says “Santa Claus: Kindly old elf or CIA spook?”
The Orange Mailman 9 months ago
MIght be Carla.
Ellis97 9 months ago
Truer words have probably been spoken before, Joe.
wgaboda 9 months ago
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Before you answer whether or not you’ve been good this year and remember, anything you say may be used against you in a court of law…
moondog42 Premium Member 9 months ago
If the cops had Santa Claus working for them, he’d end up shooting the kids instead of giving them presents. He’d have the best excuse too, he’d just have to say he knew they were bad, because he’s Santa and that’s what he does all day
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 9 months ago
The dangers of omniscience.
(But you knew that already.)
Demo12 Premium Member 9 months ago
It’s a pretty creepy concept alright.