JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 25, 2024

Why? If it’s true, how can Tayl… er, Serenity, sue?

I always check out those tabloids at work. I don’t really read them. I just skim through them and look at the pictures.

How does Marcus know she’s suing – is he still in contact? Nicole might not be that secure..!

We’ve got a lotta insight from the NY trial.

Good! There was a picture of John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John in one of those tabloids. The picture has been touched up to make her belly look bigger with the headline saying that they were having a love child. I knew it was a lot of crap.

Checkbook journalism.

I would say “Serenity Echo; what a silly name!” But yesterday, Jeopardy had several names even weirder, which are apparently actual performers.

Crystal “Serenity Echo” is suing the tabloid?

No wonder he preferred Nicole.

“Sure, he used to date a beautiful, rich, famous, pop-star, but he married me.”