JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 25, 2024

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    Enter.Name.Here  4 months ago

    Question: Some movie Spiderman characters make mechanical wrist-mounted web shooters. But some actually mutated to be able to shoot webs from their wrists. Why not their butts? ;-)

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 4 months ago

    Don’t let your logic interfere with my dreaming!

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    jmworacle  4 months ago

    Just a quick hand washing should do the trick.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  4 months ago

    Cinnamon Roll Man

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    crookedwolf Premium Member 4 months ago

    My brain tried to read “faster” as “tastier”..!

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    Maybe spiders are attracted to sweet things like bees are.

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    Rx- Find a shady spot to sleep through the carb crash.

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    jhpeanut  4 months ago

    Hopefully it won’t show up as a bullseye- Lyme disease. Take NO chances. Our PCP said it was a spider bite. If I could go back and sue her I would. It was caught way too late. Years of illness and pain.

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    Maswartz  4 months ago

    I get people at home indulging the kid in his mom forced fantasy that he’s a doctor but really, the camp lets him practice on other kids? That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen!

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    DKHenderson  4 months ago

    Let’s hope that there are no radioactive spiders in the Poconos.

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    AStarofDestiny  4 months ago

    Ohhh, not the spider hate now. Sigh.

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