JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for February 11, 2025

RoboHydant?

Some of us find it difficult to use a mobile phone because of hearing problems.

Mayor Parker could use it to clean up all of the gunplay in Killadelphia! Although Action News is a shadow of its former self, with many long-time reporters gone, “the big story on Action News” continues to be shootings across the city.

Enthusiastically adopted by the city as way to pump up revenue under the guise of safety (and don’t forget the friends and relatives who siphon from the 50% the private company running it gets).

good idea

But will it curb actual crime..?

Just like Santa Claus.

Send 25,000 to Dallas TX to nab the redlight runners, please.

This seems like way too much for something only meant to dispense water.

Courts have ruled camera ticketing is a violation of due process.

Cameras at ground level like that would be vandalized instantly. Also could be blinded just by putting a paper bag over them…

Traffic light and bus cameras ARE just a big money grab. They will blow smoke up your nether region about how it’s for safety, but it is definitely a money grab.

Mortimer “went” and short-circuited it

But is the hydrant high enough to read liscense plates?

I still like the option of smashing the windows of the car in order to run the hoses through it.

Traffic cams have been shown to be notoriously susceptible to manipulation via the internet and in several states they are judged to be suspect and evidence from them to be inadmissible in court.