Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for June 03, 2021

That should apply everywhere.

But since we’re not really “up here”, you’re next on the table.

Where would he get the parts “up here”?

If you want to play God, sign up the apprentice program. Do a few miracles and work your way up to creating life. You can start with trying to revive Mel Gibson’s career.

I think the First Commandment covers that one.

are they making him go back to earth??

You can’t play god up here. Who’d ya think you is, Morgan Freeman? Jim Carrey?

Oh really? Didn’t the wise men bring baby Jesus gold, Frankenstein and myrrh?