Kliban by B. Kliban for September 25, 2019

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    RAGs  over 5 years ago

    Egg-zackly what I’ve been saying all along…

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    Kind&Kinder  over 5 years ago

    It’s an ill wind that can break an omelet!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    You are the wind between my cheeks!

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    mrcooncat  over 5 years ago

    “May the wind always be at your back … "

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Oy! Weirdo

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    donwalter  over 5 years ago

    Only thing better than egg farts, are pickled egg farts…

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    coltish1  over 5 years ago

    Look what it did to his pants!

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    BarBaraPrz  over 5 years ago

    Love the expression on the waiter going out the door…

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Forty years later and this is still funny.

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    mistercatworks  over 5 years ago

    I thought it was “eat an omelet”.

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    Linguist  over 5 years ago

    The yolks on you!

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    Herb L 1954  over 5 years ago

    Larry,Moe,and Surly ;)

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    anomalous4  over 5 years ago

    Careful – farts & open flames don’t mix!

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    carlzr  over 5 years ago

    When Kliban goes low he hits the center of the Earth. The bowels so to speak.

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    jpozenel  over 5 years ago

    I just lost my appetite.

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    dadoctah  over 5 years ago

    Some days I can’t do anything without breaking wind.

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    mrcooncat  over 5 years ago

    “He who smelt it … dealt it.”

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    Zykoic  over 5 years ago

    That’s not the echo of an omelette.

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    johnbrown1859  over 5 years ago

    Now, stir THAT into the omelet.

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