Kliban by B. Kliban for June 16, 2021

Even I could do that.

Bahahahahahha! Wait a minute. It’s not funny.

He has to lick them first for the salt to stick.

He used to apply individual sesame seeds to McDonald’s hamburger buns, but he just didn’t have the fine motor skills the task demanded.

What a crummy job!

A real PRO cracker salter is already getting the next shaker ready with his non-dominant hand.

Great career track. So I’ve been told.

Where is the food mask?

Didn’t anybody else think of Lucille Ball working in the candy factory with Ethel Mertz?

Gloves and masks, too. Don’t want the HazMat people to get excited about a sodium chloride spill.

“There vere zwei crackers valking down der strasse. Und vun vas assaulted… cracker…”

Wait, I thought that was the Keebler Elves job?

So, who glues them back together?

@15 bucks an hour.

Laugh all you want, until you get salt in your eyes.