Kliban by B. Kliban for September 03, 2021

Brutal, yes. Quickly, no. I took years to get that bad.

It was unusual to see an old man dressed like that when Kliban drew this. Time is brutal on cartoons, too.

“And I’m saying this because they’re 28 years old…”

Stop me before I speculate about the pattern drawn on her slacks!

I’m 68. People tell me I look like I’m 58. I tell them I feel like I’m 78. Oh, well. It’s more important to look good than to feel good.

Old hippies are not a pretty sight.

Her sperm pants are terrifying!!!

Omg….

Isn’t that Joe Biden? ….and Hillary?

Arizona street scene entitled On the Way To the Casino

Wear your wrinkles proudly; they’re badges representing the battles in life that you’ve gotten through.

“I’ve found that just surviving was a noble fight.” —Billy Joel

Better than going in for endless rounds of cosmetic surgery.

“Fashion” didn’t do them any favors, either.

This would have been funny to me years ago.

Not so much today.

That looks more like Joe and Dr. Jill

I don’t feel bad about being another year older on my birthday; I celebrate surviving another year of this life…

In my humble opinion it is better to feel good than look good!

Looking for a Kliban cartoon that illustrates some of his ‘Poetry’ and ends with ‘Midgets in a Jar’.

“Quit smoking and doing other things that will kill you” So you spend the last years of your life with a broken body and practically an invalid.