Kliban by B. Kliban for April 21, 2023

No Reps from Iron Island?

“She wore a lovely meatball on her finger.

’Twas goodbye on the Isle of Capri."

Does “Made in Taiwan” count?

Fire Island would have lost me if not for American Horror Story.

Maui? Wowee!

Forgot Ricker’s.

Also forgot Staten. That’s where the drugs for high cholesterol are made.

All righty then…..

I almost choked on my coffee when I saw Fire Island!

What about Long? I shudder to think!

I think Jersey’s nice, she won’t complain and gives milk as well.

That joke didn’t age well.

No. It’s aged just fine. It’s that so many others can’t take a joke. Fire Island. OMG. Tell it like it is!

I wonder why Bermuda is missing?

Can Hap be cancelled even though he’s dead? 8>)