Kliban by B. Kliban for March 29, 2024

Why the incredibly tiny wings?

Hey – wait a minute. Doesn’t the song say in heaven there is no beer?

Aha, so “thunder” is not an atmospheric electrical sound effect, after all. It comes from Those Great Bowling Lanes in the Sky.

Who knew?

The Gospel according to Trump.

Pizza is nice but are there other options? An eternity of pizza might be a bit much.. besides I gain weight just looking at pizza.

What if we each get our own heaven?

Troilus For President! Or whoever is in charge of eternity.

If it’s heaven for the “Ernies”, maybe it’s hell for the “Broads”. A space saving application.

Too bad heaven won’t be like your wildest dreams. It’s probably like being in church for eternity.

Yes, there is a welcome wagon in heaven.