Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for November 26, 2020

Is this a variation on “Kitten On The Keys”?

I knew they secretly have pockets!

They DO have pockets. I always thought it was a hoax.

Keykat!

He can’t understand how his keys could have fallen out of his pocket since his pocket isn’t bleeding and doesn’t hurt.

I wonder what the keys go to? Can openers don’t need keys.

Oh, there they are!

He’s got a hole in his coat, methinks!

One of our cats was rescued as a feral kitten and she has truly remarkable hunting instincts. She loves to catch her ‘prey’ and drag it through the house, mewing triumphantly. We are careful not to leave things like keys out — they may end up in the basement behind the furnace. One interesting thing is our other cats have learned her behavior — none of them carried their feather toys around before we rescued her and now I am likely to find four or five on the bed in the morning.

I’d check my cat for side pockets except for the fact that I dislike physical pain and don’t want my blood all over my house.

Wonder what the skeleton key is to? A secret stash of some sort, no doubt.

Key-ty Kat!

OK he’s found the keys… now where did I park?

Lets see…………where can I hide those keys?

Keys to his Pontiac Catalina?