Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for September 19, 2023

No economy size?

I think he’s got it!

Super-Large appears holiday parades.

I’ll take one of each please

He forgot ‘Grreat Big Giant Economy Size’.

We had a 16# tuxedo tom. He was a street cat that decided he wanted to be a house cat. He was solid cat, not an oz of fat on him. Not so great when he sat on your chest in the morning.

What about “one size fits all”?

I had a thirty pounder!

Are you sure it’s not “close, closer, closest”?

Adopt A Cat: Size Chart…

One was too hot, one was too cold, and the other was just right.

We have 4 medium and a large Norwegian Forest Cat. She’s about 9 kilos.

One of each, please!

Small cat…. Regular cat…. REAL CAT….!

Those are the basic sizes.

Among all of my cats, they would be represented by Monroe, Nimitz, and Random Numbers.

Has anyone else ever noticed their cat’s handedness?

I discovered that the calico I’m supporting is decidedly left-handed. She’s very young, hardly more than a year according to the vet, and I’ve been teaching her important cat skills such as getting treats out of a bag. I noticed that she hardly ever reaches with her right hand, always her left.