La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 10, 2010
Transcript:
Ernesto: Now I'm nervous... Do you think the gays are really out to seduce me? Maria: How could they resist such a big handsome hombre? Ernesto: Don't worry, sweetheart, I will be strong! Maria: Don't flex so much, Captain Beefcakes, you're only making it worse.
cdward about 14 years ago
And if you let them get married, they’re all going to want to be your husband!
lewisbower about 14 years ago
I have the same problem with Hollywood starlets
Plods with ...™ about 14 years ago
You import tham to NE, Lew?
rotts about 14 years ago
“Makes more since”?
herdleader53 about 14 years ago
Agreed aircraft. I don’t need to be threatened with unimaginable torment for an incomprehensible time to get me to act in a moral and socially acceptable manner.
longtimecomicsfan about 14 years ago
When you talk about destroying the Church from within, and infiltration by gays, you’re talking about priests and pastors who molest children. It’s been an open secret for decades that the priesthood was a safe place for young men who weren’t interested in marrying a woman.
When you’re talking about gay marriage, you’re talking about the state, where inheritance of property, tax benefits, and even the right to visit in the hospital are given to married spouses. In California, Prop 8 tried to change the Constitution to make gay marriage illegal, which is interesting since the Constitution is designed to limit the powers of government, not the behavior of the people…
Dirty Dragon about 14 years ago
harleyquinn doth protest too much.
ChukLitl Premium Member about 14 years ago
Gay men have always been understanding when I’ve said; “I’m not into that.” But turn down a streight woman & it’s; “What, are you gay?” (She left her first husband for a younger man. When her second husband left with a younger woman, she was insulted that I didn’t want to fill her void,)
If marriage is a holy institution, it violates the “establishment of religion” clause of the First Ammendment for government to recognize it at all. Only domestic partnership contracts should be legally valid.
glenbeck about 14 years ago
harleyquinn:
What gays do not accept is that marriage is by definition the result of a man and woman procreating. Marriage comes from the Latin “matre” or motherhood. Pregnancy can not occur any other way but with a man and woman. The fact that straight people do not adhere to the responsibility of a pregnancy is a separate issue. From a Cristian point of view sex is enjoyable for the reason of procreation and is to be shared with someone that is willing to share the responsibility of its purpose. This is why many Christians condemn sex outside of a marriage. the ceremony in a Church is more to announce the intentions of a pair to a community that has the same goals as them. Gays can have sex all they want, they can form unions under contract, they can adopt children individual or under a secular union but they can never have a marriage. Because motherhood and its synonym marriage as defined by many churches is not there.