La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 10, 2023

Is the beeping noise her backing up.

It’s never wise to mess with the people who control what you eat, or holds the keys to the med cart. Shout out to all you amazing CNAs and nurses, especially if your in geriatrics. I know how thankless your job is and I salute you!

I knew an older guy who had belching fire painted on his cane. When I asked him about it, he said, “I pimped my ride.”

I think I agree with the big lady.

Born to be wiii-i-i-iild!

Dang, stuck behind a wide-load!

And weight shaming still persists. Kids teased about it will likely carry that weight (sorry!) the rest of their lives.

The semis crowd your roads and streets, because they haul stuff, and people want stuff.

Watch out, Mayans and SOA!

Those viejos just crack me up!

Those are two crazy vatos ese.