Demands include regulated heat (rather than warehouse heat) in the workshop, finished wood for toy parts to reduce splinters, a health plan that covers frostbite, private cubicles in the worker dormitories, a less restrictive dress code to allow earrings on the points of ears, a firm Human Resources policy against supervisors calling someone a “gnome”, company subsidies for shoe lift inserts, and paid holidays, including Christmas.
ibFrank 12 months ago
Santa makes the Elf sit on his lap during negotiation.
grocks 12 months ago
She was the Elf on a Shelf in Santa’s boardroom.
Bendarling1 12 months ago
I think we know which group tends to be shelf-ish the past 60 years
zwilnik64 12 months ago
Down with the fascist Claus!
Elf Liberation, NOW!
Free the Elves! No work without cream! We demand our SHOES!
Kurtass 12 months ago
I think it should be lead elf Norma Rae.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
Demands include regulated heat (rather than warehouse heat) in the workshop, finished wood for toy parts to reduce splinters, a health plan that covers frostbite, private cubicles in the worker dormitories, a less restrictive dress code to allow earrings on the points of ears, a firm Human Resources policy against supervisors calling someone a “gnome”, company subsidies for shoe lift inserts, and paid holidays, including Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Elves, and Good Luck
PoodleGroomer 12 months ago
The Easter bunny can’t go on strike. Egg constipation is a serious issue.
David Rickard Premium Member 12 months ago
Unicorn strike? Was that why 2008 was the year without rainbows?