La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 04, 2023

Santa makes the Elf sit on his lap during negotiation.

She was the Elf on a Shelf in Santa’s boardroom.

I think we know which group tends to be shelf-ish the past 60 years

Down with the fascist Claus!

Elf Liberation, NOW!

Free the Elves! No work without cream! We demand our SHOES!

I think it should be lead elf Norma Rae.

Demands include regulated heat (rather than warehouse heat) in the workshop, finished wood for toy parts to reduce splinters, a health plan that covers frostbite, private cubicles in the worker dormitories, a less restrictive dress code to allow earrings on the points of ears, a firm Human Resources policy against supervisors calling someone a “gnome”, company subsidies for shoe lift inserts, and paid holidays, including Christmas.

Merry Christmas, Elves, and Good Luck

The Easter bunny can’t go on strike. Egg constipation is a serious issue.

Unicorn strike? Was that why 2008 was the year without rainbows?