Demands include regulated heat (rather than warehouse heat) in the workshop, finished wood for toy parts to reduce splinters, a health plan that covers frostbite, private cubicles in the worker dormitories, a less restrictive dress code to allow earrings on the points of ears, a firm Human Resources policy against supervisors calling someone a “gnome”, company subsidies for shoe lift inserts, and paid holidays, including Christmas.
ibFrank about 1 year ago
Santa makes the Elf sit on his lap during negotiation.
grocks about 1 year ago
She was the Elf on a Shelf in Santa’s boardroom.
Bendarling1 about 1 year ago
I think we know which group tends to be shelf-ish the past 60 years
zwilnik64 about 1 year ago
Down with the fascist Claus!
Elf Liberation, NOW!
Free the Elves! No work without cream! We demand our SHOES!
Kurtass about 1 year ago
I think it should be lead elf Norma Rae.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Demands include regulated heat (rather than warehouse heat) in the workshop, finished wood for toy parts to reduce splinters, a health plan that covers frostbite, private cubicles in the worker dormitories, a less restrictive dress code to allow earrings on the points of ears, a firm Human Resources policy against supervisors calling someone a “gnome”, company subsidies for shoe lift inserts, and paid holidays, including Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Elves, and Good Luck
PoodleGroomer about 1 year ago
The Easter bunny can’t go on strike. Egg constipation is a serious issue.
David Rickard Premium Member about 1 year ago
Unicorn strike? Was that why 2008 was the year without rainbows?