Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 21, 2009

“Screw the rules, I have love!”

And this is how they really see it…

You hit the nail on the head, John!! My man has a crazy lady and i swear she sits up and thinks that exact same thing!! I only wish he could taser her psycho @$$!!! All he does now is IGNORE every call/txt and she just IGNORES any hint of dismiss!!! You could write the next one around what his current girlfriend is dreaming of doing to that blonde!!! :D

I think this joke on stalking is pretty corny…

NO! I’M HINTING AT MY DESIRE TO HIRE A HITMAN OR SLASH HER TIRES OR PUT SUGAR IN HER GAS TANKS!

C’MON ALREADY, WHY WOULD I WANT A RELATIONSHIP W/ MY BOYFRIENDS EX WHO IS STALKING HIM? SERIOUSLY?

And we do actually have a restraining order on her! :)

Now THAT’S love…..I think.

just like chris rock says, if you’ve never stared at a can of rat poison for 45 min contemplating, you’ve never been in love! lol, no really, I’m too nice, i can think it, but i couldn’t actually do it!

Tasering is the new hickey.

Hector, with that string of “luck,” I hope you started choosing more intelligently with #4.

if they all turn into dragons, i wouldn’t go for a fourth if i were him, i’ve got one dragon on my case, i would hate to have three, but four? omg…

I thought nothin’ said lovin’ like something from the OVEN, not from the taser.

Depends on who holds the taser . I do agree oven loven is better .