Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 30, 2019

I don’t think so.

Anyone remember “Zombie Jamboree”?

Anyway, she is attractive enough to die for her.

‘Death Becomes Her!’

She’s definitely wife material.

that bouquet is distracting me from something I was hoping would distract me.

……stone cold, stiff and raring to go….

Nuptials to be held in the Very Last Kiss Funeral Chapel.

A bit of a control freak, are we?

Okay, but let me inform my other wife.

I got married once before. We took the poorer, and sickness options from the marriage vows. Now that death has parted us I’m looking for richer and in health for my next wife.

She seems nice.

Necrophiliacs need love, too! (Necrophilia – defined as sex with Keith Richards)

Reception or Wake, you be the judge…

“Over my dead body.”

“Okay, if that’s how you want it…”

Gives new meaning to shotgun wedding

That’s a good image of an L4D witch. In the classic zombie shooter game, Left 4 Dead, there’s a scene where your group discovers a park with all the items of a wedding that was interrupted. No one is around except for the bride, gone zombie, crying in the middle of it all. If she is triggered, she will come at you screaming and kill you in seconds. A wonderful game.

She’s looking forward to the wedding night with a stiff.

I can relate, Sister, I’ve been married to a dead one for 30 years…

That sure brings back memories.

A friend just officiated in a wedding in a winery. A marble orchard might be just the venue for a groom and the ghoul of his dreams.